The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.

A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.

When I said I didn't have a cent, I didn't. I used to get annoyed with people who said they were broke when they had five dollars.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.