The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.

I'm Liberace without a piano.

My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.