Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.

My table seats eight, so that's my maximum. Having a small number of guests is the only way to generate good conversation. Besides, your whole house doesn't get wrecked that way.

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I'm used to living alone, and I like it that way. You become so selfish living alone...I'd make a terrible husband anyway.

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.

I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.