I wish I had the nerve not to tip.
The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?
I don't understand why people don't remember my name.
As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted
Peter Marshall: A western saddle has a curved horn on the front to hold something for the cowboy. What is it?