I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.

Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

I think basically an actor is a salesman.

I don't understand why people don't remember my name.

If I hadn't become a celebrity, I'd probably be an alcoholic.

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.