I cant stand those food cult people who bring their own food into the house. All those little thermoses and paper bags-it makes the other guests uncomfortable.

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I'll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize. I've never found an easy way.

I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death.

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?

I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.