I wish I had the nerve not to tip.

If I'm not working, I don't know what to do.

I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I'll have maybe six glasses of vegetable and fruit juices a day.

I was obsessed with being rich and famous.

I laughed all the way through Love Story.

Outsiders develop humor as a defense; why do you think most comedians are gay or Jewish?

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!