I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
A closet full of wire hangers can be the most dangerous place in the world.
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
Comedy is exaggerated realism. It can be stretched to the almost ludicrous, but it must always be believable.