I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise.

I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.

The truth is libraries are raucous clubhouses for free speech, controversy and community.

I made mistakes and I broke the law and I'm more than willing to pay a price for that. But there's a price beyond that that my children have paid, and that's not what was supposed to happen.

I'm the only person I know of who's ever been pulled over for attempted speeding.

I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.