I happen to be a devout atheist. I don't believe in God. I still go to church -- I'm not a heathen. I go to an atheist church. We have crippled guys who stand up and testify that they were crippled, and they still are.

I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility.

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.

I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.

When every high school graduate can spell the word, 'inauguration,' let's put lampshades on our heads and listen to his speeches until Obama's voice gives out.

I have short-term memory loss, though I'd like to think of it as Persidential eligibility.

I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I've learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing.