I happen to be a devout atheist. I don't believe in God. I still go to church -- I'm not a heathen. I go to an atheist church. We have crippled guys who stand up and testify that they were crippled, and they still are.

I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.

I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.

I'm thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going.

I was court-ordered to Alcoholics Anonymous on television. Pretty much blows the hell out of the second A, wouldn't you say?

Remember when you were considered an environmentalist when you didn't throw junk out the car window? I sure do miss that simpler, happier time.