I'm thankful for Sarah Palin's vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not in a box off the coast of California.
Paula PoundstoneI have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.
Paula PoundstoneOnce I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.
Paula PoundstoneGay Republicans, how exactly does that work? 'We disapprove of our own lifestyle. We beat ourselves up in parking lots.
Paula Poundstone