I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

The position of First Lady has no rules, just precedent, so its evolution has been at a virtual standstill for years. If Martha Washington didn't do it, then no one is sure it should be done.

I have jokes I've told before and will tell again, but my favorite part of the night is talking to the crowd.

I have short-term memory loss, though I'd like to think of it as Persidential eligibility.

I love key lime pie, although it's never made the proper way.

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name and apparently that's the key to the whole thing right there. I go in every few weeks and guess.

I get in fewer arguments when I'm alone.