I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

I used to work at The International House of Pancakes. It was a dream, and I made it happen.

I know a little bit about handicapping. If the horse has an IV, you want to stay - away from it.

I only do two things in my life, and that's take care of my kids and work. Fortunately, these are my favorite things to do, so it works out.

I hate it when my hair is engaged in unauthorized activities.

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it.

You know, in politics when you come in third, it's a win.