I have a very silly sense of humor. I've never laughed harder in my entire life than seeing someone with toilet paper stuck on the bottom of their shoe.

I was diagnosed a number of years ago with obsessive-compulsive disorder - which everyone has, to some degree - and I have this really annoying trait where in conversation, I always steer it back to something that happened to me.

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'

I have a horrible memory and I used to consider that a liability, but I've learned along the way that talking to people is really a beautiful thing.

Once I was gone for a month and I was just miserable, so I flew back from Florida for two hours just to be home and see my cats.

The truth is libraries are raucous clubhouses for free speech, controversy and community.

When we live up to our Constitution, let's form a Conga line around the Capitol and bungee jump off the dome.