When I sat down to write I just felt like a geek writing about myself. And then it dawned on me, just because of the way I am, I can't stop talking, and part of the problem is that anything that gets said reminds me of something that happened to me one time, and invariably I cut people off and talk about myself.

I think we need a 12-step group for non-stop talkers. We're going to call it On and On Anon.

I used to watch 'The Waltons' and sob because my family was nothing like that. We had a cruel sense of humor in my family.

I have short-term memory loss, though I'd like to think of it as Persidential eligibility.

I get the first flight out from anywhere I am because I have to come home to my kids.

I've decided that perhaps I'm bulimic and just keep forgetting to purge.

I happen to be a devout atheist. I don't believe in God. I still go to church -- I'm not a heathen. I go to an atheist church. We have crippled guys who stand up and testify that they were crippled, and they still are.