Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas
I was born in Alabama, but I only lived there for a month before I'd done everything there was to do.
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
There are really only so many foods and so many ways you can prepare them.
I get in fewer arguments when I'm alone.
Remember when you were considered an environmentalist when you didn't throw junk out the car window? I sure do miss that simpler, happier time.