I'm not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I'm just trying to hook up.

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

My boss seems to think that my hair is gonna fall off & go into the ice cream. This hair ain't movin' my dude. 150mph on the highway on a street bike it doesn't move! What makes you think it's gonna move in a gelato shop?

I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle, it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.

There's no way I'm going to Jersey without my hair gel, can't leave without my gel.

Miami’s like paradise. And I think the beaches are topless. So we’re gonna spend a lot of time at the beach.

Before Jersey Shore, I was a DJ struggling to promote, deejaying six nights a week and hustling to pack clubs.