You don't get over hating to cook, any more than you get over having big feet.

Many a restaurant seems to employ more copy writers than cooks.

forgetting things is what gives old age a bad name, that and old age.

Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do.

It is important to remember that these are your Declining Years, in which you can jolly well decline to do what you don't feel like doing, unless not doing it would make you feel worse than doing it.

As millions of women have done before me, I pulled domesticity over my head like a blanket and found I was still cold.

Drinking: something to do while getting drunk.