You don't get over hating to cook, any more than you get over having big feet.

When you're little, time stretches obligingly, and vacation is forever.

forgetting things is what gives old age a bad name, that and old age.

Facts must be faced. Vegetables simply don't taste as good as most other things do.

One of the loveliest things about being grown up is the knowledge that never again will I have to go through the miserable business of performing in Mrs. Smedley's Annual Piano Recital at McKinleyville's First Presbyterian Church.

Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?

Like a chastity belt, the package tour keeps you out of mischief but a bit restive for wondering what you missed.