I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disrespectful of the audience.

Everyday is an atheist holiday.

Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It's the absence of religion, and that's a wonderful thing.

There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.