The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.

God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways

I'm really happy with all the art that was inspired by religion, and I think I'd be tickled to little tiny pieces if art in the future was inspired by other things.

My tolerance for crazy people is, I think, high a tolerance as you're ever going to find. I love being around David Allen Coe. I would have loved to hang out with Tiny Tim. I can listen to Sun Ra on a tape-recording rant.

My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show.