Love and respect all people. Hate and destroy all faith.

It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral, self-righteous, bullying laziness.

Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it goes so far beyond cool. All I can think is 12 magicians, two carnies.

When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.

My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.

You don't have freedom unless you have the freedom to do stupid self-destructive things.

We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.