When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

'Celebrity Apprentice' has more integrity and is the most straightforward show I've ever seen.

When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.

If I had to imagine omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent power in the universe that chose to make my mother suffer, I don't know how I would make that make sense in the universe.

Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.