Believing there's no God means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That's good; it makes me want to be more thoughtful. I have to try to treat people right the first time around.

I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.

I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.

I'm a hardcore libertarian - I want everything legal - but I also believe that you have the right to free association.

I think that I am willing to risk my life in order to have more freedom.

Believing there's no God stops me from being solipsistic. I can read ideas from all different people from all different cultures. Without God, we can agree on reality, and I can keep learning where I'm wrong. We can all keep adjusting, so we can really communicate.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.