When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.
Penn JilletteI like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.
Penn JilletteChanneling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
Penn JilletteEverybody is designing magic iPhone apps that do things that are really, really beautiful, but a really important thing about magic is that the gimmick has to be ugly.
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