A famous monk once said, I don't always know what the right thing to do is, my Lord, but I think the fact that I want to please you pleases you.

We all have friends we love dearly that couldn't pass for human in a strict Turing test.

You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you're gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the theater. In Vegas, you have people who only see one theater show a year, and it's in Vegas.

You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.

The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Exploration of space is worth it because humans need to explore. Knowledge is always good, and it's a really cool thing to see.

I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship.