If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.

Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.

I believe in individual rights so much that I don't like any sort of 'what's good for the cause'-type questions.

Whereas you have someone like Houdini, who works really, really hard to get really, really famous, and then has actual intellectual ideas that he puts into the culture that stay there.

Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.