We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business.

I came to magic absolutely hating magic on a very, very deep level.

We are only here for a little while, and our bodies belong to ourselves and no one else.

As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on sex and it’s straight ahead.

I believe in individual rights so much that I don't like any sort of 'what's good for the cause'-type questions.

Jay-Z, he knows precisely who he's going for - 14-year-old white suburban girls.

Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.