If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.

If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.

I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.

My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people.

World War II proves there's no God.

One of the things that Teller and I are obsessed with, one of the reasons that we're in magic, is the difference between fantasy and reality. That is the subject that, if you have a brain in your head, is always dealt with in magic. The smarter the tricks you're doing, the more that' s an important thing.