Every poker player is smarter than me.

You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.

We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business.

If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.

Fear is the politicians dance partner.

I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'