Every poker player is smarter than me.

Technology adds nothing to art.

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral, self-righteous, bullying laziness.

I live in Vegas, and I see people by the side of the road with cardboard signs who seem like they might have tried that spending their way out of debt thing.

Modern American magic, late 20th century magic, is tremendously disrespectful of the audience.

I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making 'Dawn of the Dead,' he was coaching his son's little league team.