If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.

I think one of the things about Donald Trump that's interesting is he lives in a rarified atmosphere where it's possible that he doesn't get enough feedback, enough people rolling their eyes at him. It's a danger more in show business than it is with wealth.

I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand.

Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.

The Tea Party claims to want small government.

As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy.