For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

Believing there's no God means I can't really be forgiven except by kindness and faulty memories. That's good; it makes me want to be more thoughtful. I have to try to treat people right the first time around.

Every poker player is smarter than me.

I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.

Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.

I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right.