For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

We are only here for a little while, and our bodies belong to ourselves and no one else.

I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.

I was always a little embarrassed when there was an act on television that requires a great deal of skill but is a little goofy, and the host comes over and acts like the person doing this skill is some sort of fool for having learned to do something that's very, very difficult.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.