I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.

This is going to sound horrible, but I don't even know how much I make in a year. It must be, you know, a couple of million dollars, a few million. I know it's more money than my dad, a jail guard, made in his lifetime; more money than I'll ever need.

I don't travel in circles where people say, 'I have faith, I believe this in my heart and nothing you can say or do can shake my faith.' That's just a long-winded religious way to say 'Shut up.'

If I had to imagine omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent power in the universe that chose to make my mother suffer, I don't know how I would make that make sense in the universe.

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.