TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.

Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.

TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.

Technology is run by sex, because it's very important to people, both technology and sex.

My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.

One thing you learn doing magic tricks for a living is how close every performance of every magic trick is to disaster. There are no robust magic tricks. They're all hanging from a thread - sometimes literally.

Asking someone else to do something immoral is immoral.