TV networks are dying. The death throes of religion give us jihads. The death throes of television give us reality shows.

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

I believe the fast track to atheism is reading the Bible. I've read it three times all the way through. It's a big part of our culture, a big part of our history. I don't just read things I agree with.

Technology is run by sex, because it's very important to people, both technology and sex.

Cars mean nothing to me. I'm not a car guy.

You don't have freedom unless you have the freedom to do stupid self-destructive things.

Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart.