In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol.

When you tell other people to do stuff they don't know how to do, they tend to freak out.

People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.

The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.

Everyone's goals are the same with very small differences. I mean, the goal of a socialist and the goal of a libertarian are exactly the same. The goals are happiness and security and freedom, and you balance those.