If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?

The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.

I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats.

Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.

I believe very much that the most damning thing you can say about Muslims is that you're afraid to say anything because they'll hurt you.