A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

Read everything and be kind.

Hypocrisy is annoying but not evil. Someone who says one thing and does another has doubled their chances of being half right.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

I don't think anything gives your life joy and meaning. I think your life simply has joy and meaning. The love for my children, the love for my parents and the love for my friends is the end in itself. The meaning is life.

I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

The whole world is pretending the breakthrough is in technology. The bottleneck is really in art.