If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.
Penn JilletteWe are only here for a little while, and our bodies belong to ourselves and no one else.
Penn JilletteMy favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.
Penn JilletteEvery nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.
Penn JilletteChanneling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.
Penn JilletteIf every trace of any single religion were wiped out and nothing were passed on, it would never be created exactly that way again. There might be some other nonsense in its place, but not that exact nonsense. If all of science were wiped out, it would still be true and someone would find a way to figure it all out again.
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