I love the idea that horror and fear is a celebration of health and life.

The best way to fight the terrorists is to have the freest country on earth. You should be able to get on an airplane, and people - that will not possibly happen again.

If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.

I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon.

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.

You don’t have to be brave or a saint, a martyr, or even very smart to be an atheist. All you have to be able to say is “I don’t know”.