I, my own damn self, am not a Tea Party supporter. I disagree with them on social liberties, our overseas wars, Obama's birthplace, Sarah Palin, and the conspicuous absence of tea at their rallies.

The skills that we have are the actual magic skills - not the performing skills. We have to separate those. But the actual skills that make the tricks work, we don't get to use again.

If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?

I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right.

How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.

All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.