I, my own damn self, am not a Tea Party supporter. I disagree with them on social liberties, our overseas wars, Obama's birthplace, Sarah Palin, and the conspicuous absence of tea at their rallies.

The end never justifies the means because there is no end; there are only means.

We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

Technology is run by sex, because it's very important to people, both technology and sex.

Only Atheists have morals, the religious have reward and punishment. That's not morality, that's sucking up.

How I was brought up and my imaginary friend means more to me than anything you can ever say or do.

There are two things that have been true throughout history in big hunks. You can find differences in ten years, but in 50 year hunks, 100 years hunks, you'll find two things to be true. One, the world is always getting better. Two, people always think it's getting worse.