The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people.

I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand.

The Tea Party claims to want small government.

I believe in individual rights so much that I don't like any sort of 'what's good for the cause'-type questions.

I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making 'Dawn of the Dead,' he was coaching his son's little league team.

I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.