The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people.

In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol.

My parents were teetotalers and my grandparents were - it's all the way back. It's New English puritanical tradition.

Fear is the politicians dance partner.

I'm really happy with all the art that was inspired by religion, and I think I'd be tickled to little tiny pieces if art in the future was inspired by other things.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.