The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people.

I believe the fast track to atheism is reading the Bible. I've read it three times all the way through. It's a big part of our culture, a big part of our history. I don't just read things I agree with.

I like movies that are scary, but I don't want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes me laugh, but also gives me something to think about, with maybe a little sexy thrown in. Hollywood doesn't make movies like that.

I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.

Comedy is taken care of by a free market.

I'm always fascinated by the use of the first-person plural talking about sports.

If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.