The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people.

Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.

If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

I love when violent, dangerous art is done by people who are not violent and dangerous. I love that when George Romero was making 'Dawn of the Dead,' he was coaching his son's little league team.

Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks.

I'm a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan of country western music, and you can't really be a fan of jazz without listening to a lot of music that's religious.

There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.