The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people.

It's only the losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think. They're named Dave.

A two-party system is way too good for those two parties.

If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.

When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were 16 now, I would put that time into playing video games.

I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats.

You can't believe how pro gay and pro freedom of speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left.