The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.

Direct confrontation, direct conversation is real respect. And it's amazing how many people get that.

You have two choices with Obama. You either believe that he is a man of Christ... or you think he's a liar. And I'm surprised by the number of atheist free thinkers that support Obama, and their argument is essentially, 'He's lying about being religious 'cause you have to do that to get elected.' It's a horrible reason to like somebody.

I think people under age 55 come to Vegas with a certain sense of irony.

If I had to imagine omniscient, omnipresent, omnipotent power in the universe that chose to make my mother suffer, I don't know how I would make that make sense in the universe.