The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.

I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.

I have a very specific definition of censorship. Censorship must be done by the government or it's not censorship.

You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!

It's only the losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think. They're named Dave.

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.