I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

It's amazing to me how many people think that voting to have the government give poor people money is compassion. Helping poor and suffering people yourself is compassion. Voting for our government to use guns to give money to help poor and suffering people is immoral, self-righteous, bullying laziness.

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.

So many people say, ‘You know, your taxes aren’t taken by force,’ and that’s foolish. If you don’t pay your taxes and you don’t answer the warrant and you don’t go to court, eventually someone will pull a gun. Eventually someone with a gun will show up.

In my run-ins with Christians... I find that they really are good moral people. And we overlap on everything, and they don't seem to be the kind of people that are waiting to hear voices to tell them what to do.

If there are two things Penn & Teller stand for, it's the truth & lying, although not necessarily in that order.

As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy.