I'm always surprised when the corporate world does stupid things, because they're often not very stupid in hindsight.

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.

Counterintuitive actions prove we can trust real knowledge and do the opposite of what we feel makes sense.

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

If you've gotten yourself into a situation when Clay Aiken is going to talk about his feelings with you, it's time to kill yourself.

Juggling is very, very straightforward; very, very black and white; you're manipulating objects, not people. And that's always appealed to me.