As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy.

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

I love the feeling of shredded wheat. I love healthy bird food with a fun-to-eat feel. Then you spray them with sugar, and I'm there.

The first thing I said to myself on 9/11 was, 'There go our civil rights.' I found out by comparing notes later that George Carlin and I both said that at the exact same time. That's the first thing that popped into our head.

My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people.

If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.

If there's something you really want to believe, that's what you should question the most.