As much as I disagreed with every second of 'Fahrenheit 9/11,' the fact that it is out made me jump for joy.

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around.

The end never justifies the means because there is no end; there are only means.

There is no reason for the government to limit political speech.

The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He’s about double the numbers now. Can you imagine if McCain had won and did precisely what Obama has done, with every speech and every political maneuver overseas? There’d be riots in the streets about the people we’re killing. And yet because it’s Obama, and he’s better looking and better at reading the teleprompter, we let him get away with it.

Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.

The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty.