We are only here for a little while, and our bodies belong to ourselves and no one else.

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

The fact is that violence gives you a rush.

Exploration of space is worth it because humans need to explore. Knowledge is always good, and it's a really cool thing to see.

Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.

For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'