I don't think I'm made of the right stuff to be a politician. I think I'm made to be a loose cannon.
Penn JilletteIf you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that's done close up.
Penn JilletteBarack Obama is way smarter than Bush - so way, way smarter than me. Obama is way more charismatic than me.
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