It seems just rude to beg the invisible for more.

It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.

Poker would have never gotten on TV when we only had three networks.

People like Bill Maher, who brags about being a cynic, it sickens me. I am the least cynical person I know, and I am very, very skeptical.

I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.

Magic is the Special Olympics of entertainment.