Comedy is taken care of by a free market.

Even if I disagree with Obama on many, many things, he is certainly qualified to be president. He is certainly competent to be president.

I like movies that are scary, but I don't want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes me laugh, but also gives me something to think about, with maybe a little sexy thrown in. Hollywood doesn't make movies like that.

I don't believe in vengeance. Really, when all is said and done, I probably don't believe in punishment.

The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He’s about double the numbers now. Can you imagine if McCain had won and did precisely what Obama has done, with every speech and every political maneuver overseas? There’d be riots in the streets about the people we’re killing. And yet because it’s Obama, and he’s better looking and better at reading the teleprompter, we let him get away with it.

The medium is not the message - the message is the message.

If you like the stuff I do, my chances of liking you go up.