The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty.

Technology is run by sex, because it's very important to people, both technology and sex.

If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell . . . how much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?

You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!

If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.

If I go out to dinner with you and you order wine, I leave. I won't be around drugs and alcohol at all.

Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to.