There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.

The characters and events depicted in the damn bible are fictitious. Any similarity to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

Everybody prefers to see a nut - they're more fascinating.

Technology is run by sex, because it's very important to people, both technology and sex.

I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty.

Love and respect all people. Hate and destroy all faith.

The skills that we have are the actual magic skills - not the performing skills. We have to separate those. But the actual skills that make the tricks work, we don't get to use again.