There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.

Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.

A famous monk once said, I don't always know what the right thing to do is, my Lord, but I think the fact that I want to please you pleases you.

I'm a big fan of huge populations of people, so you'd think with 300 million people in the country, you don't even have to please 1% to be phenomenally successful.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

The end never justifies the means because there is no end; there are only means.

Fear is the politicians dance partner.