There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.

If you want to talk about magic, the stuff that blows me away is the stuff that's done close up.

Mentally ill people come from all belief systems.

I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right.

So many people say, ‘You know, your taxes aren’t taken by force,’ and that’s foolish. If you don’t pay your taxes and you don’t answer the warrant and you don’t go to court, eventually someone will pull a gun. Eventually someone with a gun will show up.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

You have in Vegas the most heterogeneous audience you're gonna get anywhere in the country. In Boston, Chicago, Miami, you know who goes to the theater. In Vegas, you have people who only see one theater show a year, and it's in Vegas.