It's only the losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think. They're named Dave.

We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.

I'm a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan of country western music, and you can't really be a fan of jazz without listening to a lot of music that's religious.

I don't believe the majority always knows what's best for everyone.

You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!

For the most part, any serious magic show is not using very much technology newer than theatrical lights.