It's only the losers named Dave that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think. They're named Dave.

Better to be uneducated than educated by your government.

We are only here for a little while, and our bodies belong to ourselves and no one else.

The First Amendment says nothing about your getting paid for saying anything. It just says you can say it. I don't believe that if a corporation pulls all the money out of you or a network pulls their money away or you get fired, you're being censored.

All David Blaine is is a good-looking magician.

People need to be fed, medicated, educated, clothed, and sheltered, and if we're compassionate we'll help them, but you get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right. There is great joy in helping people, but no joy in doing it at gunpoint.

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.