I like movies that are scary, but I don't want them to be dirt dumb. I want a movie that gets my blood racing, makes me laugh, but also gives me something to think about, with maybe a little sexy thrown in. Hollywood doesn't make movies like that.

We knew that we were kind of odd and creeps, and we wanted to do odd, creepy stuff for people who wanted to see that.

For better or worse, in the 21st century, reality shows are the variety show.

Luck is statistics taken personally.

Bob Saget is the dirtiest comic who's ever lived. Nobody touches him.

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

World War II proves there's no God.