You can't believe how pro gay and pro freedom of speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left.

I didn't learn fire-eating to conquer my fears. I learned fire-eating because I desperately wanted to be in show business.

Behaving morally because of a hope of reward or a fear of punishment is not morality. Morality is not bribery or threats. Religion is bribery and threats. Humans have morality. We don't need religion.

I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats.

Cheerios bring back memories. I actually don't think I ate them much as a kid, though; maybe it's some sort of Jungian memory, I don't know. But they have so much sugar, it's great.

We aren't people who believe that just because we're performers our opinions on everything need to be known.

I think the media spends a lot of time fooling itself.