You can't believe how pro gay and pro freedom of speech I am. I'm way out beyond anyone on the Left.

If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

Religion cannot and should not be replaced by atheism. Religion needs to go away and not be replaced by anything. Atheism is not a religion. It's the absence of religion, and that's a wonderful thing.

I like things matching. I have an upright bass, a drum kit and a grand piano that's the same color. I tend to overthink things.

Counterintuitive action makes a fellow feel smart.

There's no job in show business that's harder than any other job outside show business.

You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!