If you are doing something for reward or punishment, you do not have morality.

In my run-ins with Christians... I find that they really are good moral people. And we overlap on everything, and they don't seem to be the kind of people that are waiting to hear voices to tell them what to do.

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.

The Tea Party claims to want small government.

There are performers who have built their whole career doing magic on TV and can't really perform live at all - don't really have jobs and skills.

Penn & Teller stopped doing practical jokes, and the reason is we got much too good at it.

I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books.