In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

Charities are really good. To a certain extent, the ones you pick are arbitrary.

Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.

We have to fight for the freedom to be stupid, and smoking is one of the best ways to fight for your freedom, to be just as stupid as you can be.

You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!

I have more contact with people who consume, for lack of a better word, my product than any other performers.

I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.