In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

My whole take on libertarianism is simply that I don't know what's best for other people.

Cheerios bring back memories. I actually don't think I ate them much as a kid, though; maybe it's some sort of Jungian memory, I don't know. But they have so much sugar, it's great.

The secret truth of 'Celebrity Apprentice' is that it isn't very hard... 'Celebrity Apprentice' is easy like junior high is easy. All the arithmetic, the creative writing and the history are super simple, but like junior high, you do that easy work surrounded by people who are full-tilt, hormone-raging bug nutty.

Thou shalt not take anything on faith

Atheism is the absence of religion. We don’t really need atheism. We just need to get rid of religion.

America was founded on Christians not trusting each other, and they sometimes seemed more willing to reach out to the godless than to someone from another sect.