In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

I think voting for the lesser of two evils in game theory always leads to more evil.

I will forever stick up for Catholics and Christians in general. With a small number of very horrible exceptions, they do play by the rules.

When I was 15, 16, 17 years old, I spent five hours a day juggling, and I probably spent six hours a day seriously listening to music. And if I were 16 now, I would put that time into playing video games.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

I don't speak for all Libertarians any more than Sean Penn speaks for all Democrats.