In music, if you hit a wrong note, people forgive you. In magic when something goes wrong, the entire art is destroyed.

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.

I believe the fast track to atheism is reading the Bible. I've read it three times all the way through. It's a big part of our culture, a big part of our history. I don't just read things I agree with.

Luck is statistics taken personally.

My favorite thing about the Internet is that you get to go into the private world of real creeps without having to smell them.

The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all.

Every poker player is smarter than me.