I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

Teller and I worked Renaissance Festivals and street performing - actually more real, no kidding around, Philadelphia street performing than we did Renaissance Festivals.

The reason I'm an I.B.M.-type guy today is that I really needed a laptop back in 1986, and I just couldn't wait for the Powerbook.

Much better than the feeling of having things is the feeling of having earned things.

I, my own damn self, am not a Tea Party supporter. I disagree with them on social liberties, our overseas wars, Obama's birthplace, Sarah Palin, and the conspicuous absence of tea at their rallies.

Don't waste too much time wishing, hoping, and being envious; it'll make you bugnutty.

You can't stop insane people from doing insane things with insane laws. That's insane!