I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

I don't think anything gives your life joy and meaning. I think your life simply has joy and meaning. The love for my children, the love for my parents and the love for my friends is the end in itself. The meaning is life.

Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn't duck the issue, being Catholic and all. So how did he address it? By reminding Americans that religion shouldn't be an issue, that he was concentrating on big things like poverty and hunger and leading the space race.

Performers have the right to say what they want to, and anyone paying money has the right to accept or reject the art and entertainment that's available.

The highest ideals are human intelligence, creativity and love. Respect these above all.

'Psycho' is fascinating philosophically, because the point of 'Psycho' is that everything that's bad happens because of love.