I intend to do the Penn & Teller show until they pry my cheesy magic wand from my cold dead fingers.

The only place we were really told to tone it down - where other people would use the word censorship, but I wouldn't - was when we did MTV right after the Beavis and Butt-head thing.

I never wanted to be a magician. I never wanted to be a comedian. I never wanted to be onstage.

If you want to turn out an atheist child, unconditional love constantly is a good way to do it.

When someone is trying to interpret something for you, they always have an agenda.

No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who are sucking up to him, while the network people try to manipulate him into making the highest-rated show they can.

The whole world is pretending the breakthrough is in technology. The bottleneck is really in art.