Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

I started out as a juggler, so I know what it means to spend eight hours a day, seven days a week practicing something that people just dismiss with a wave of hand.

No one can tell you the rules of 'Celebrity Apprentice.' No one. Donald Trump just does what he wants, which is mostly pontificating to people who are sucking up to him, while the network people try to manipulate him into making the highest-rated show they can.

I've never revved my car at a light for an attractive woman or an auto-rival, not even as a joke.

The vast majority of people who have guns never hurt anybody.

If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Poker has the feeling of a sport, but you don't have to do push-ups.