Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

I think that I am willing to risk my life in order to have more freedom.

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

I'm not bothered by the idea of getting old, or I guess you could say by having arrived at old. I was 10 when my mom turned 55. For 1955, she was a very old mom.

Atheism is a religion like not collecting stamps is a hobby.

I've voted Libertarian as long as I can remember, but I don't really remember much before the Clintons and the Bushes. Those clans made a lot of us bugnutty.

God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways