Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

We need a president who realizes that there's no government business in show business.

God works in mysterious, inefficient, and breathtakingly cruel ways

When I buy Windows 98, I'm not only buying something useful, I'm giving money to Bill Gates, which is a really good thing.

I don't travel in circles where people say, 'I have faith, I believe this in my heart and nothing you can say or do can shake my faith.' That's just a long-winded religious way to say 'Shut up.'

The best way to fight the terrorists is to have the freest country on earth. You should be able to get on an airplane, and people - that will not possibly happen again.

Love and respect all people. Hate and destroy all faith.