Channeling is just bad ventriloquism. You use another voice, but people can see your lips moving.

You have to be careful as a libertarian because you can sound very Republican.

I came to magic absolutely hating magic on a very, very deep level.

When you're watching Psycho, there' s that moment when you have a visceral reaction to watching someone being stabbed. And then you have the intellectual revelation that you're not, and that's where the celebration comes in.

To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show.

Never ascribe to conspiracy that which can be attributed to ignorance.

As I’m fond of saying, if you want to find utopia, take a sharp right on money and a sharp left on sex and it’s straight ahead.