We celebrities are desperate pigs.

The only difference between Obama and Bush is that Obama is killing more people. He’s about double the numbers now. Can you imagine if McCain had won and did precisely what Obama has done, with every speech and every political maneuver overseas? There’d be riots in the streets about the people we’re killing. And yet because it’s Obama, and he’s better looking and better at reading the teleprompter, we let him get away with it.

The vast majority of the world knows there's no reason to circumcise. Someone should tell the doctors.

In my private life, I'm not around any drugs or alcohol.

If you spend a lot of time lying to people, you think a lot about what the truth means.

That whole 99% thing, they are all in the 1% of the world. Every one of them pays a cellphone bill that is the yearly income for a family in much of the rest of the world.

Democracy without respect for individual rights sucks. It's just ganging up against the weird kid, and I'm always the weird kid.