I'm a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan of country western music, and you can't really be a fan of jazz without listening to a lot of music that's religious.

If I were trying to avoid embarrassment, I wouldn't have stumbled my way through 'Dancing with the Stars.'

Exploration of space is worth it because humans need to explore. Knowledge is always good, and it's a really cool thing to see.

Bacon is so good by itself that to put it in any other food is an admission of failure. You're basically saying, 'I can't make this other food taste good, so I'll throw in bacon.'

You get no moral credit for forcing other people to do what you think is right.

I believe that the best way to become an atheist is to read the bible

It seems just rude to beg the invisible for more.