I'm a big fan of gospel music, and you cannot be a fan of rock and roll, you cannot be a fan of country western music, and you can't really be a fan of jazz without listening to a lot of music that's religious.

I have no evidence that libertarianism leads to a better life. I just think it is morally right.

I was about 12 when I heard my first Lenny Bruce record. He was already dead. But it changed my life and really did change the world.

If you believe that there’s a heaven and hell and people could be going to hell—or not getting eternal life or whatever—and you think that, well, it’s not really worth telling them this because it would make it socially awkward. . . . How much do you have to hate somebody to not proselytize? How much do you have to hate somebody to believe that everlasting life is possible and not tell them that?

I will not counter the insanity of the PATRIOT Act with an overblown fear of my rights being taken away.

Penn & Teller don't know jack about global warming.

My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It takes more than long hair.